If McDonald's will make Trina a good big sister for a fourth or fifth time, it becomes nearly holy, which is way better than swank, and booze is overrated compared to sibling bonding. Even for these two.

"Awesome," he says. "I'm thinking a double quarter pounder, too, so I can get good and sick. Too bad I can't ruin the dress mom wore to the Oscar's in the '80s. That thing was worse than the rug."